#179339 - Fucking watch while they do it, I said, the smarmy git sort of went a green colour and without asking anyone else he continued. I got home on Thursday, mum said the leaders assistant rang so I rang her Allthwaite you're fucking dead! she screamed, They want you on Question Time! she ranted, You instead of party leader, what you playing at wanker? Look, keep your knickers on, I said reasonably, For a start your visa expired last year, so don't push it, and second I don't want to be on question time anyway. Why not use a container ship like they did with Atlantic Conveyor in Falklands, I suggested, Just hire it from the Greeks for a month or so and fly Harriers from that, that made them sit up and take notice.